Letterman: Top Ten Questions to Ask Yourself Before Buying the 108-Inch Television

From the Late Show Web site:

10. "Do I want the neighbors to know that I watch 'Maury'?"
9. "Will I finally see all the rich detail I've been missing in 'According to Jim'?"
8. "Is my living room roughly the size of Yankee Stadium?"
7. "Will a 108-inch Wolf Blitzer scare the dog?"
6. "Do I really need to spend ten grand to watch 'Judge Joe Brown'?"
5. "Are these the same bastards that sold me that 108-inch toaster?"
4. "Do I need a television that weighs more than I do?"
3. "What do I do with my old 103-inch television"?
2. "If I don't buy it, do the terrorists win?"
1. "Can I still get the 'Late Show' in low-definition?"

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