As Heard at Miller Park

"I like night because I get to play NOCTURNAL!"

-- A 4 year-old girl leaving the Brewers game

As Heard at Camp Randall

"Up yours, Michigan!!!"

-- Shouted by a 10-year old girl, who was previously disinterested in the Wisconsin-Citidel game until the Badgers scored their final touchdown.

As Heard at the BMW Championship (Golf Tournament)

"Look at that. These guys all hit it so close [to the hole]! I mean, we'd hit it over there (motioning to a part of the green far away from the hole) and have an orgasm."

As Heard on a Lake Michigan Beach

Girl 1: "I want like a really gay, gay friend."

Girl 2: 'Oh, yeah. Totally. Me too.'

As Heard at Miller Park

"Go back to Chicago!"

-- Man, presumably a Brewers fan, wearing a hat reading "CHICAGO IL" shouting at an obnoxious Cubs fan.

As Heard at Miller Park

"Mom! Sober up long enough so you can enjoy the game!"

-- Teenage daughter to her mother, as mom lead them up, then down, then almost back up and finally down the staircase leading to the wrong section for their seats.

I really hope she was giving mom a hard time, otherwise this is a sad, sad statement.