When Spandex Isn't Revealing Enough

AP:

...A Dutch gym plans to introduce "Naked Sunday" for people who like to huff and puff in the buff.

...Nude exercisers would be required to put towels down on weight machines and to use disposable seat covers while riding bikes. All machines would be cleaned and disinfected afterward.

There is not enough sanitizer in the world to get me on the exercise bike after a naked, sweaty hindquarters has just dismounted. I don't care how many towels they have under their backside as a protective barrier.