737 With a Urinal

Another post-Cancun update:

We had a great trip and a good flight considering the weather. There was, however, one unique feature on the plane...

During the traditional here-is-how-you-fasten-your-seat-belt, secure-your-mask-before-securing-your-child's briefing the flight attendant explained that the plane was equipped with three restrooms -- one in the front, two in the back. She then proceeded to rather awkwardly explain that the restroom in the front was missing a toilet seat, and suggested that as a result the restroom in the front might best be used only by the men on board. This suggestion made it the only plane I've ever been on that was equipped with a urinal.

According to the flight attendant, the seat was stolen during the flight back to the U.S. from Mexico.

One can only assume the seat was stolen by a passenger who clearly didn't realize he was no longer on a booze cruise.

As for finding the guy who stole that seat...I'd recommend checking emergency rooms to see if they've treated anyone with any sort of odd, unexplained rash.