As Heard at Miller Park

"I like night because I get to play NOCTURNAL!"

-- A 4 year-old girl leaving the Brewers game

As Heard at Miller Park

"Go back to Chicago!"

-- Man, presumably a Brewers fan, wearing a hat reading "CHICAGO IL" shouting at an obnoxious Cubs fan.

As Heard at Miller Park

"Mom! Sober up long enough so you can enjoy the game!"

-- Teenage daughter to her mother, as mom lead them up, then down, then almost back up and finally down the staircase leading to the wrong section for their seats.

I really hope she was giving mom a hard time, otherwise this is a sad, sad statement.