Chicago Bears Found In Violation of Spaulding Law
ALERT: The Chicago Bears -- in a nationally televised game on NBC -- are blatantly violating the Spaulding Law regarding unitards. The Spaulding editorial staff asks that the NFL correct this violation by halftime.
2 comments:
Hey Spaulding, we're talking about a football team, not a pom pon squad... no costume changes allowed! This sounds more like a WOman law. What's next-- a mandatory pedicure during the two minute warning?!?
Mandatory pedicures, huh? Not a bad idea. For wearing a unitard the least Urlacher could do is get a pedicure -- or take up gymnastics if his team is going to dress like alternates for the USA floor routine squad.
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