Talk Like a Pirate Day

Avast ye readers, take heed. This here September 19th be International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Arrr, me knows this be late notice but it still gives me mates on the western coast plenty of time to set sail and talk like a scallywag.

And lest ye not know the first thing about pirating, here be some tips me hearties:

Learn to talk like a pirate



Know how to answer the phone



Get dating tips from a pirate



Me hopes yer day be hearty and your tide be high.