Tuesday, May 15, 2007

This News Is LEGEN-wait for it-DARY!

After watching this week's How I Met Your Mother -- which will hereby be referred in this posting as the Best Sitcom Currently On Television (BSCOT) -- I was certain the show was cancelled.

The episode had all the little endings, references to the pilot, and storyline conclusions one would expect if the writers of the BSCOT were told that there would be no next year and were forced to prematurely bring conclusion to the show. (A faithful reader of this blog had even heard a report on E! that the BSCOT was on the bubble).

And just as it appeared that primetime television was going to losing its most consistent source of laser tag references, Variety (well, more accurately CBS) saves the day:

Eye skeins getting better news this week include "How I Met Your Mother," which has been picked up for a third season. Eye's most buzzworthy laffer might seem to be a no-brainer for renewal, but CBS execs make producers sweat it out until the last minute.
Thank you! (It just wouldn't have been fair if we didn't get to meet the mother).

Season three -- suit up!

According to This Guy, Wii Are Out of Luck

Nintendo's Wii is, as Mugatu might say, "so hot right now." The white video game console the size of a hardcover book has been harder to find than Waldo since it launched and things haven't gotten better post-holiday shopping.

But, hey, the holidays have been over for months. The Wii supply should be meeting demand in no time, right?

What do you think industry analyst #1?

Punchjump:

"I believe the Wii will continue strong growth although supply continues to be a problem," said Billy Pidgeon, video game analyst, IDC. "I’d like to see Wii hardware shipping in larger quantities or mass market consumers may cool on it. Having said that, I don’t believe supply will meet demand for the Wii until 2009."
2009?!?

Guess that is just in time to get your Wii before a Wii 2 is launched.

Letterman's Great Moments in Presidential Speeches: It's uh...

Sunday, May 13, 2007

Wii Are Still Waiting

This "report"from Play.tm:

Reports filtering in from across the information motorway reveal that Wii stocks are on the up in the UK, with large shipments flooding into starved retailers in the last week or so. News in suggests that the arrival of fresh supplies has already seen Wii sales soar in the charts.

..."Nintendo chose to release quite a large supply of Wii stock last week, meaning that those eager to get their hands on the innovative new system would finally get their wish, thus impacting greatly on the UK charts," read a statement from Chart-Track, compilers of the official UK charts.
Ahem! Middle of the U.S.A. still waiting here...

Friday, May 11, 2007

World Series of Uno

Hard to believe this isn't airing on NBC...

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Be Happy, Be Creative

Technology Review:

In multiple studies, [Alice] Isen, a professor of psychology and S. C. Johnson Professor of Marketing at Cornell University, made subjects feel happy through a number of means, including gifts of candy and words or pictures with pleasant associations. The subjects were then asked to perform tasks that measure creativity; over the course of 20 years, Isen and her colleagues regularly found that subjects exhibited much more creativity when they were in a good mood.
Interesting. Maybe fuddy-duddy workplaces should see how a little bit of happiness (and humor) could increase productivity. Perhaps David Brent was right...

How'd These Windows Get in My "Mac"world?

Is it me or is it a bit odd that Macworld UK is using text adds that appear to be powered by Windows Live technology?

What am I talking about? See the green, underlined text on this page.

Saturday, May 05, 2007

Thursday, May 03, 2007

Yo Ho! Yo Ho!

I think this video does a pretty good job of illustrating just how awesome pirate Lego is.

Pirate Lego

Looking back at my favorite toys from my childhood, two stand out as especially great: Star Wars action figures and pirate Lego.

Star Wars is, of course, alive and well and the toys are cooler than ever. Pirate Lego on the other hand has been dealt a tough blow. To the best of my knowledge the pirates aren't in production anymore. Why? I have no idea. With all the success of the Pirates of the Caribbean, one would think that a pirate based building set revival would be a no brainer.

Since the pirates sailed away I haven't been able to get excited about a Lego set. Hey Lego, bring back the pirates!

Syn-er...gee, forget it!

OK, so you're Google and you bought YouTube for a billion-plus-infinity dollars. You're probably putting all of your energy and resources into making that the greatest video site on the face of the planet, right? Right...? So what is the deal with Google Video?

What the...?

Not sure how this works, but I'm pretty sure if we give this guy big enough cups he can solve gasoline shortages worldwide.

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

1,000 Visitors

Spaulding just made the 1,000 mark on the hit counter. I'd like to thank all four of my readers for their regular visits.

Mr. 1,000 appears to have been none other than Swede in America himself. Nice.

At the for reader mark, all I need each of you to do is visit five times a day for the next 50 days and Spaulding will reach 2,000.

Sausage TV

Saturday, April 28, 2007

Wii Still Want to Play

AP:

Nintendo Plans to Boost Wii Production

Friday April 27, 6:22 am ET
By Yuri Kageyama, AP Business Writer

Nintendo President Promises to Boost Wii Production, Increase Deliveries to Meet Shortage

TOKYO (AP) -- Nintendo's president acknowledged Friday that the shortage of the hit Wii game machine was "abnormal," and promised production was being boosted to increase deliveries by next month.

"We must do our best to fix this abnormal lack of stock," Nintendo President Satoru Iwata told reporters. "We have not been able to properly foresee demand."

The comments came a day after the Japanese manufacturer of the Wii -- which comes with a wand that can be used as a sword, tennis racket or fishing rod depending on the game -- reported that sales nearly doubled for the fiscal year, lifted by robust sales of the Wii and the DS portable, a handheld video game.

...The Wii has pummeled its rivals in a head-to-head battle in next-generation video game consoles involving Sony Corp.'s PlayStation 3, which has been plagued with production problems, and Microsoft Corp.'s Xbox 360.

Iwata refused to disclose the monthly production capacity for the Wii, and said it was too early to say by how much the production was being raised.

But he said efforts were under way to increase production, and more machines will get delivered to stores around the world.

"We will do our best to offer the machine for those who are waiting," he said at a Tokyo hall.
Well it's about bloody time!!!

This Wii wait has been ridiculous. Nobody should have to stand in line at a Toys R Us parking lot at 4 a.m. with a bunch of guys who sustain themselves by selling Wiis on eBay simply for the privilege of getting to play Wii Sports. I should be able to walk into my local Target, hand over $250, and go home happy.

I'm giving Nintendo until the U.S. Open to get enough Wiis to the market to ensure that I'm playing Tiger Woods golf when the pros are playing at Oakmont.

Letterman's Great Moments in Presidential Speeches: Decisions

Exhibit A: Pitching Wins in Baseball

New York Yankees starting lineup:

Damon, CF
Jeter, SS
Abreu, RF
Rodriguez, 3B
Giambi, DH
Matsui, LF
Posada, C
Cano, 2B
Mientkiewicz, 1B

The result? Team is on a seven game losing streak. The Yankees have used 9 different starting pitchers in their first 21 games.

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

YEEESSS!!!

Congratulations, Mark Buehrle, on your no-hitter!

Wrestling*

Sports Illustrated is reporting that pro wrestling might have its own steroid scandal.

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

What about the records? The integrity?!? How are we supposed to know how many pre-determined wins various wrestlers would have if they weren't on steroids? How can we know that those oversized belts were earned fair and square?!?

At least there are still body building and strongman competitions to enjoy.

Delayed Response

Chicago Sun-Times:

Urlacher fined $100,000 for Super Bowl hat

Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher was fined $100,000 by the NFL for wearing a cap during Super Bowl media day that promoted a sponsor not authorized by the league.

NFL rules prohibit gear that advertises any product but a designated sponsor, league spokesman Brian McCarthy said Wednesday.

Urlacher was fined for drinking vitaminwater and wearing a vitaminwater hat during the media session in Miami leading to the title game. Gatorade is the NFL's official drink.
Um...wasn't the Super Bowl in early February? This vitaminwater revelation must have come from a "Super Bowl - The Lost Episode" tape.

Oh well, gotta give the NFL Network something to talk about in April...

Thursday, April 12, 2007

100th Zune

A little computer geek humor. You gotta love it:

Just days after Apple’s announcement that it had sold 100 million iPods, Microsoft’s Zune celebrated a milestone of its own.

According to a press release issued by the company today, its 100th Zune was sold to 13-year-old Dieter Ebersbacher in Shreveport, Illinois, and is a sign of its success in the marketplace.

“The sale of the 100th Zune is a sign that it has captured a secure foothold in the market and it totally doesn’t suck,” said Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer.

Asked to explain the discrepancy between this and its previously announced sales figures, Ballmer said “Well, when you take out the units we’ve just stuffed into the channel and then you take out the units that have gone to reviewers… and the units we’ve just outright given away… you’re left with… uh… a hundred.
The full fake story is available here.

Monday, April 02, 2007

NL West

The teams:
Arizona Diamondbacks
Colorado Rockies
Los Angeles Dodgers
San Diego Padres
San Francisco Giants

The outlook: This division was horrible last year. For awhile the Padres were hovering at .500 and in the lead. Lame.

As for this year, look for the reconfigured Dodgers to make strides and separate themselves from the competition. The Dodgers are -- as a reader pointed out -- filled with old Cubs, and we all know that as soon as the Cubs get rid of somebody that player takes off. (Which gets me thinking, Mark Prior make a great Devil Ray).

Spaulding prognostication:
NL West champion -- Los Angeles Dodgers


P.S. Arizona, the Astros just called and they want their color scheme back.

NL Central

The teams:
Chicago Cubs
Cincinnati Reds
Houston Astros
Milwaukee Brewers
Pittsburgh Pirates
St. Louis Cardinals

The outlook: Ugh, the defending World Series champion only won 83 games last year?!? C'mon! 83 would have been good enough for fourth in the AL East, fourth in the AL Central, third in the AL West, third in the NL East, and third in the NL West. No one is happier with the six division system than the 2006 St. Louis Cardinals.

So what does that mean for 2007? Mediocrity or better puts you right in the hunt, and that's good news for everyone else in the division -- mainly the Cubs, Astros and Brewers. (Sorry, Reds and Pirates).

The Cubs threw money around like a yuppie bleacher bum trying to impress his waitress at Hooters, but all the money in the world can't fix Mark Prior or Kerry Wood -- both are starting the season on the disabled list.

Meanwhile the Astros lost Andy Pettitte to the Yankees and Roger Clemens to his now yearly diva ritual where he is too cool for the first half of the season. Get over yourself, Roger. Either you want to play or not. It's baseball -- that's 162 games, of which you'd only be asked to play every fifth day. Most of us work five days a week or more in a row on two or fewer days of rest. And you don't even have to wash your own jock. Come over to my house and we'll do laundry after I've put in a day at the office. Then you'll see how easy it is to sit around for four hours spitting sunflower seeds in between starts.

The Brewers have a lot of nice pieces that if they fit together could make for a winning combo.

Spaulding prognostication:
The Brewers will have the Chorizo for the entire season. Look for that to add some spice to the ballpark and push the Brew Crew into the postseason.

NL Central champion -- Milwaukee Brewers

NL East

So who cares if Opening Day is already in the books? On with the predictions...

NL East

The teams:
Atlanta Braves
Florida Marlins
New York Mets
Philadelphia Phillies
Washington Nationals

The outlook: Wondering why you can't find any duct tape at your local hardware store? That's because the 2006 New York Mets used every last inch of the stuff to hold together their pitching rotation. Look for the we-can't-beat-an-83-win-team-in-the-NLCS Mets to take a step back this year.

Jimmy Rollins says the Phillies are going to win the NL East this year. Why not?

Spaulding prognostication:
NL East champions -- Philadelphia Phillies
NL Wild Card -- New York Mets

AL West

Round three of predictions-that-probably-won't-turn-out-accurate.

AL WEST

The teams:
Los Angeles Angels
Oakland A's
Seattle Mariners
Texas Rangers

The outlook:
Where does one begin? The AL West in recent memory was a good division. Now it is...well, not something I'll be staying up to watch unless my team is on a road trip.

The A's are without Barry Zito, the Mariners were a mess last year, the Angels can't decide what city they play in, and the Rangers play in a place where it is too damn hot to play anything but night games unless you're testing a new formula of high endurance Gatorade.

Look for a St. Louis Cardinals-esque just-a-little-above-500 record to take this division.

Spaulding prognostication:
AL West champion -- Texas Rangers

Up next: NL East

Sunday, April 01, 2007

AL Central

The second installment of my utterly un-researched predictions for the 2007 baseball season.

AL CENTRAL

The teams:
Chicago White Sox
Cleveland Indians
Detroit Tigers
Kansas City Royals
Minnesota Twins

The outlook: The AL Central is the best division in baseball -- period -- and this year's competition is going to be intense.

The please-don't-bunt-it-to-the-pitcher Tigers return basically the same lineup as the team that got them to the World Series last year, with the notable addition of Gary Sheffield. The loss of Sheffield is huge for the Yankees, as they will now have to find a different outfielder for Old-Timers' Day. Postseason innings can take quite the toll on a pitching staff (see Kenny Rogers), and it is a valid question as to whether the Tiger pitching staff will be able to hold up over another 162 game season and carry the tabbies deep into October. The Tigers will have a better first than second half -- look for them to get a slight lead, but fade down the stretch (your 2006 AL Central Champion Minnesota Twins anyone?).

The White Sox should be Detroit's main competition, and they could be a very capable or superior opponent. The 2007 White Sox team has a lot of ifs -- if Mark Buehrle can return to form, if Javier Vazquez can live up to his potential, if Scott Podsednik v.2005 not v.2006 shows up, and if John Danks can be a capable fifth starter. If all those ifs fall into place this White Sox team will be a handful. (Too many ifs? Remember 2005? If Orlando Hernandez can still pitch -- if Jon Garland can live up to his potential -- if this Tadahito Iguchi guy can play second base -- if Shingo Takatsu can remain a dominant closer without prototypical stuff -- and later, if this tall, wide guy named Jenks can take over the closer's duties).

Look for the White Sox and Tigers to slug it out all year, being pushed by the Cleveland Indians, and, to a lesser extent due to the loss of Liriano (injury) and Radke (retirement), Minnesota.

Spaulding prognostication:
AL Central champion -- Detroit Tigers
AL Central Wild Card -- Chicago White Sox

Tigers limp to a divisional crown, but don't get to live October to its fullest.

Up next: AL West

"The Oval Office"

Monday, March 26, 2007

Mad Money

I know nothing about stocks, but I love CNBC's Mad Money. This is the best one man show on television.

Buy! Buy! Buy! Sell! Sell! Sell!

Love it.

If you're not watching Mad Money, you should be.

Thursday, March 22, 2007

AL East

Here it is, your first installment in Spaulding's predictions for the 2007 baseball season. Very little (if any) actual "research" has gone into these predictions -- instead they are gut-level guesses which will almost certainly make this author look like an idiot (probably before the All-Star break). Presented for your entertainment purposes only, are a few (probably misguided) picks.

AL EAST

The teams:
Baltimore Orioles
Boston Red Sox
New York Yankees
Tampa Bay Devil Rays
Toronto Blue Jays

The outlook:
The AL East is where the New York Yankees and Boston Red Sox fight their yearly war of attrition. The East is also the only division the national media pay any attention to -- assuming you're a Red Sox or Yankee. If not, you're practically in the witness protection program. Roy Halladay anyone?

For 2007, expect more of the same. The Red Sox and Yankees buy all the good names, and that's good enough to get you to the post season (but not necessarily win it -- see: A-Rod, Randy Johnson, Jason Giambi)

Spaulding prognostication:
AL East Champion -- New York Yankees

Note: Don't be surprised if the Red Sox get the AL Wild Card, but with so many good teams in the AL Central, Spaulding has to give the pre-season Wild Card prediction to that division.

Up next: The AL Central

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

A.I.

29.4 million people watched last night's episode of American Idol.

Unless my math is incorrect, I believe this statistic verifies what I've always suspected -- I am the only American not watching this show.

Monday, March 19, 2007

14 Days

Two weeks until opening day of the 2007 baseball season. Check back soon for Spaulding's predictions for the division and wild card winners.

Sunday, March 18, 2007

Anybody Wanna Play Defense? Anybody?

Watching the NCAA Tournament it is unbelievable how time and time again the the teams allow their opponents to dribble down the floor and hit a big shot to tie the game or close the gap. (Worse yet, it is amazing how many of those game tying plays have come on layups).

Defense, kids. It is the other half of the game.

Seems like the only reason many of these "great games" have been interesting is because the teams don't know how to close it out.

People like to rip on the NBA for what they perceive to be a lack of defense, but watch those games in the final minutes and tell me how many easy buckets you see.

I guess we'll see if the Sweet 16 can identify any kids who know how to do more than play matador defense when it really matters.

Yep, Looks Like a Roof

Aerial coverage of indoor events is lame. Unless you're playing somewhere like New York or Chicago it all looks the same.

Saturday, March 17, 2007

Xavier vs. OSU

You just knew that once Ohio State got it to overtime they weren't even going to allow Xavier to have a chance. How deflating.

When Divas Attack

I had the displeasure of catching an episode of MTV's My Super Sweet 16 today.

For the uninitiated, the series follows around a bunch of spoiled 16 year-olds as they plan their ultimate sweet sixteen birthday party. And no, they don't just rent out the local pool. These are red carpet-style affairs where the parents drop more money on a party for a bunch of hormonally frustrated teenagers than most of us will make in our entire lives. It is absolutely disgusting display of excess and bad parenting. If you want your daughter to grow up to be despicable, I recommend you start TiVo-ing this show.

Hey, MTV, here's an idea -- why don't you rename this show to what it should be: So I'm Raising a Spoiled B^%$#.

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Bo Doesn't Know

The big news in Badgerland today is that injured McDonald's All-American Brian Butch practiced with the team. Best part of all of this? Coach Bo Ryan really doesn't know much about it.

Milwaukee Journal Sentinel NewsWatch blog:

The 6-foot-11 junior has been sidelined since he suffered a dislocated right elbow and associated fracture against Ohio State on Feb. 25. He still is not cleared to play, Badgers coach Bo Ryan said. Wednesday Ryan said Butch "was on the floor going up and down with the guys."

Did he shoot the ball? "I wouldn't go that far," Ryan said at the team's hotel. "I don't know how many times he shot the ball."

Fans will be able to judge for themselves this afternoon. The Badgers have a public practice from 2:15 p.m.-2:55 p.m. at the United Center and Ryan said Butch will participate.

Butch was given a timetable of 4 to 6 weeks for recovery. It has been 2 weeks since the injury and Ryan gave no indication of whether Butch's recovery is going quicker than expected.

"I have no idea of the time schedule that way," he said.

Butch was not available for comment.
Guy with a busted arm who could help your team in the tournament? -- yeah, you wouldn't keep track of his ability to shoot or handle the basketball.

Anybody else think Bo has been watching a lot of Hogan's Heroes on DVD lately? "I see nothing..."

The Dukies!

There will be a lot of explanations for why Duke didn't win, but let me break it down to something basic: they lost because they didn't stay true to who they are.

Duke's true colors are blue and white, yet the uniforms they wore in their losing effort had black in the piping and lettering. The use of black with Duke is forced and it looks awful.

Unnatural addition of black to your uniforms = suckiness. See, New York Knicks.

B-Ball Bloggin'

Rick Majerus is writing an entertaining March Madness blog for the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel. Check it out here.

For those of you Wisconsinites scoring at home, that's two references to Culver's, one to Usinger's, one to Miller and one to Lipitor in the Majerus blog by my count.

Live Blog: What Is This an NBA All-Star Game?

Duke is out.

Now people are going to go on and on about that -- specifically what a great finish it was. That is bull!

NEITHER one of those teams played defense in their final offensive possession. Duke sprints down and gets an easy layup to tie (anyone care to put up a hand, kids?) and then the Dukies let VCU hit the game winning shot practically uncontested at the top of the key.

That's how these teams play it out?!? Don't believe the hype -- that was not a great finish, it was a pathetic one.

Live Blog: Wait...Don't Cut

CBS just cut away from the very close Duke game to go back to MSU-MU because there was an injury in the Duke game. The last thing I could hear the announcer say was "...he's bleeding from the eye," right before they cut back to garbage time in the Marquette-Michigan State game.

Bleeding from the eye?!? Isn't that the type of thing that they zoom in on and then show you replays from 27 different directions?

Live Blog: Time Running Out

The MSU-MU game has been slogging along with MSU holding a 13 point or so lead for pretty much the entire second half. There are just over two minutes left in the game.

Duke and VCU are currently tied. Let's see if CBS sicks with MSU-MU or switches away before the buzzer.

Live Blog: Just Don't Do It

Marquette is wearing predominantly yellow (or should I say "gold?") shoes. It's not a great look.

Live Blog: No 2's

At the half it is MSU 30, Marquette 18.

Marquette did not have a single two-point field goal the entire first half.

If your Izzo, shouldn't you be asking yourself why you aren't up by more? No points allowed for almost 10 minutes...no 2-pointers...

Live Blog: MSU vs. MU

Marquette just scored their first points of the game. A full :19 before the midway point of the first half. Yeah, that did take awhile (9 minutes and 41 seconds).

Welcome to the Big Ten, Marquette.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Fore!

I'm not a "gamer" but I do want a Wii.

I realize that not everyone understands my need for, and occasional obsession with the Nintendo Wii (a video game system that I do not yet own). The interest gravitates around my belief that playing a sports video game by acting out the sport can only make the game about a billion times better.

The game that I've wanted to see on the Wii from the beginning was Tiger Woods golf.

Until recently I could only imagine what playing Tiger Woods on the Wii would look like, but now (thanks to the power of YouTube) you can see how to play.



EA Sports
has even started running TV ads of the actual Tiger swinging the Wiimote, as if I needed anything else to stir up my excitement about this game and its March release date. In fact, I don't think I've been this excited about a video game since the original World Series Baseball game came out.

I Wii-ly want to play.

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Another Sign You're Aging

You can tell you're getting older when you realize how much you enjoy the low key, upbeat news stories of CBS News Sunday Morning. This is to say nothing of the fact that you can tell you're older because you're actually awake for CBS Sunday Morning.

Oh, and can you think of a more relaxing way to start the day than the nature scenery they leave you with every week? Ah...

Saturday, March 10, 2007

Time to Come In

I'm no outdoorsman, but let me just say this: when there are puddles on top of the ice, it is time to stop ice fishing.

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Without Wii

Twice I have now been at a Target store where they had at least one PlayStation 3 available for purchase, but at both of those locations (and all the other stores I've visited) there was not a single Nintendo Wii available.

Lame.

How am I going to use Tiger Woods 07 to get ready for the golf season if I can't get my hands on a Wiimote?

Friday, March 02, 2007

737 With a Urinal

Another post-Cancun update:

We had a great trip and a good flight considering the weather. There was, however, one unique feature on the plane...

During the traditional here-is-how-you-fasten-your-seat-belt, secure-your-mask-before-securing-your-child's briefing the flight attendant explained that the plane was equipped with three restrooms -- one in the front, two in the back. She then proceeded to rather awkwardly explain that the restroom in the front was missing a toilet seat, and suggested that as a result the restroom in the front might best be used only by the men on board. This suggestion made it the only plane I've ever been on that was equipped with a urinal.

According to the flight attendant, the seat was stolen during the flight back to the U.S. from Mexico.

One can only assume the seat was stolen by a passenger who clearly didn't realize he was no longer on a booze cruise.

As for finding the guy who stole that seat...I'd recommend checking emergency rooms to see if they've treated anyone with any sort of odd, unexplained rash.

Merry Christmas!

Just took a trip to Cancun. It was lovely, but the travel portion of the trip seemed a little out of sync with the calendar.

The in-flight movie? Deck the Halls with Matthew Broderick and Danny DeVito. Deck the Halls?!? It's practically St. Patrick's Day! Very odd selection -- they must have gotten a heck of a cheap price for the rights to show that one at 30,000 feet. But hey, you've got to give the Deck the Halls folks credit for getting their film in front of as many people as possible -- more people probably saw that movie in one plane trip than the entire time it was in theaters.

Then, once we landed, it was like Valentine's Day because -- according to signs posted all over the airport-- "Love Is In The Air at the Airport Gift Shop." Hmmm...heart shaped signs. At least this holiday-related event was closer to the calendar page.

Oddly, I did not encounter any belated Groundhog Day events during the trip.

Letterman's Great Moments in Presidential Speeches: UN Resolution

Thursday, March 01, 2007

Little Known Fact

When appearing on Family Feud, no matter how bad your family member's answer is you must allow half a beat for the stupidity of that answer to sink in, and then shout, "GOOD ANSWER! GOOD ANSWER!" while clapping your hands.

This saves the family member from the embarrassment of giving a crappy answer without any emotional support, and allows the television audience to speculate that stupidity does run in the family.

Saturday, February 24, 2007

Letterman Working at McDonald's

Spaulding will be on vacation for a few days. In the meantime enjoy this comedy gem.


Sunday, February 18, 2007

You Know You're Getting Old When...

...you realize how much you've enjoyed 60 Minutes the past two weeks.

Saturday, February 17, 2007

Slippery When Wet


RosenBlog:

Kerry Wood fell while trying to get out of his hot tub. Wait, you mean this guy still hasn’t mastered the towel drill?

And This is Just the First Day...

Baseball is back (thank you) and the Northsiders are, um...well, back to mid-season form.

This report on the first day of pitchers and catchers reporting to camp from the Chicago Tribune:

Carlos Zambrano met with reporters and announced he's close to signing a five-year deal, though team sources insisted there's a long way to go and Zambrano has not received a concrete offer.

Kerry Wood skipped the first throwing session after hurting his ribs Monday slipping out of a hot tub, making him the first Cub to be sidelined with an injury.

Alfonso Soriano reported early. Jeff Samardzija was ordered to get a haircut. Ted Lilly insisted the blood from his fight with his former manager was "tobacco chew." Jason Marquis took Sammy Sosa's number. And manager Lou Piniella gave his opening speech to pitchers and catchers.
Wow. Keep in mind the whole team isn't even there. With this much drama the Cubs are three or four angst-filled teens away from being a drama on the CW.

Saturday, February 10, 2007

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

When Spandex Isn't Revealing Enough

AP:

...A Dutch gym plans to introduce "Naked Sunday" for people who like to huff and puff in the buff.

...Nude exercisers would be required to put towels down on weight machines and to use disposable seat covers while riding bikes. All machines would be cleaned and disinfected afterward.
There is not enough sanitizer in the world to get me on the exercise bike after a naked, sweaty hindquarters has just dismounted. I don't care how many towels they have under their backside as a protective barrier.

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Now Iraq is Affecting Our TV Commercials?!?

A New York Times article claims that the war in Iraq was lurking just below the surface of all those Super Bowl commercials:

No commercial that appeared last night during Super Bowl XLI directly addressed Iraq, unlike a patriotic spot for Budweiser beer that ran during the game two years ago. But the ongoing war seemed to linger just below the surface of many of this year’s commercials.

More than a dozen spots celebrated violence in an exaggerated, cartoonlike vein that was intended to be humorous, but often came across as cruel or callous.

For instance, in a commercial for Bud Light beer, sold by Anheuser-Busch, one man beat the other at a game of rock, paper, scissors by throwing a rock at his opponent’s head.

In another Bud Light spot, face-slapping replaced fist-bumping as the cool way for people to show affection for one another. In a FedEx commercial, set on the moon, an astronaut was wiped out by a meteor. In a spot for Snickers candy, sold by Mars, two co-workers sought to prove their masculinity by tearing off patches of chest hair.

There was also a bank robbery (E*Trade Financial), fierce battles among office workers trapped in a jungle (CareerBuilder), menacing hitchhikers (Bud Light again) and a clash between a monster and a superhero reminiscent of a horror movie (Garmin).

It was as if Madison Avenue were channeling Doc in “West Side Story,” the gentle owner of the candy store in the neighborhood that the two street gangs, the Jets and Sharks, fight over. “Why do you kids live like there’s a war on?” Doc asks plaintively. (Well, Doc, this time, there is.)

During other wars, Madison Avenue has appealed to a yearning for peace. That was expressed in several Super Bowl spots evocative of “Hilltop,” the classic Coca-Cola commercial from 1971, when the Vietnam War divided a world that needed to be taught to sing in perfect harmony.

Coca-Cola borrowed pages from its own playbook with two whimsical spots for Coca-Cola Classic, “Happiness Factory” and “Video Game,” that were as sweet as they were upbeat. The commercials, by Wieden & Kennedy, provided a welcome counterpoint to the martial tone of the evening.

Those who wish the last four years of history had never happened could find solace in several commercials that used the device of ending an awful tale by revealing it was only a dream.
This analysis is probably correct. Iraq malaise could be affecting TV commercials. But rather than probe the commercials that closely, Spaulding prefers to just state the obvious -- this year's Super Bowl commercials just flat out sucked.

Here is a look at five commercials Spaulding can't believe the company spent $2.5 million for 30 seconds to run:

Emerald Nuts

So, lemme get this straight. If I eat nuts nobody messes with my desk... What if I eat raisins, or an apple? Will some obscure celebrity come and clean up my workspace?



Bud Light

Bud reminds us that apes aren't as smart as humans...something only their consumers would need to be reminded of.



Bud Light

You throw a rock at somebody's head just so you can get a bottle of beer. You know who isn't getting any beer? The guy who threw the rock while he does eight to 10 at the county pen.



Snickers

Homophobia...great, such a modern mindset. Does this mean you'll be selling your product at 1968 prices?



Bud Light

Break down everyone into stereotypes and then making fun of immigrants! What a great way to sell beer!



These ads are deplorable. Someone just make them stop. Bring back animated frogs, tell me where the beef is, have Michael Jordan sell me something -- anything -- just don't make me sit through more of this crap.

I'm sure it tested well with the dim witted, but we deserve better. Madison Avenue -- take a do-over during March Madness. Get to work.

Monday, February 05, 2007

Shocker

NY Daily News:

WASHINGTON - Calling Sen. Hillary Clinton a "panderer and a flatterer," consumer advocate Ralph Nader said yesterday he'd be sorely tempted to mount his own 2008 presidential campaign if she wins the Democratic nod.
Really, Ralph, you might run for President?!? Didn't you do enough to keep our country moving forward by taking momentum away from Gore in 2000?

You Just Couldn't Hold It Until the 3rd Quarter, Could You?

Miami Herald:

Nationwide, as fans rush to go before the Super Bowl's second-half kickoff, they'll flush enough water to fall over Niagara Falls for 39 minutes.

Sunday, February 04, 2007

Favorite Super Bowl Ad

Spaulding Law: Super Bowl Ads

If you're going to spend $2.5 million on a Super Bowl ad, shouldn't you have to actually create a "new" ad? I don't want to see a $2.5 million re-run. Yes, I'm talking to you T-Mobile Wade/Barkley commercial.

Therefore, effective next year's Super Bowl, all advertisers must create new content in order to be eligible to run an ad during the game. Spaulding Law.

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Trouble With Da Bears Ticker (And No, We're Not Talking a Heart Attack)

The Superfans must be watching Channel 5...

Chicago Tribune:

WBBM resets Bears clock after complaints

WBBM-Ch. 2 found out the hard way that, contrary to conventional wisdom, it is possible for a Chicago media outlet to overdo this whole Super Bowl thing.

Channel 2 on Sunday night squeezed a blue-and-orange countdown clock into a corner of the screen to show the days, hours and minutes remaining until the Chicago Bears meet the Indianapolis Colts in Miami. Turns out, this was a bad idea.

The time ticked away.

The audience got ticked off.

"We were bombarded by viewers who said it was annoying, it was distracting," Channel 2 news boss Carol Fowler said. "It wasn't appreciated by people watching the Hallmark movie of the week."

Somehow, these people already were aware the Bears have a big game Sunday--on WBBM, as luck would have it--and felt the clutter of a clock wasn't necessary. So, by midmorning Monday, after more than half a day on the air, the station had removed it from all network programming.

Channel 2's countdown clock still will run during all local newscasts (save for weather segments, when the station has determined it clashes with all the other graphics), all its Bears Super Bowl specials and for 30 seconds at the top and bottom of the hour during syndicated programs, such as "Dr. Phil" and "Rachael Ray."

But you no longer have to be a clock watcher while viewing "As the World Turns," "Numb3rs," Katie Couric or "Late Show With David Letterman."

"We listen to people, and we don't want to make more enemies than friends here," Fowler said.
No word yet on whether Channel 2 will post a "Countdown to Griese" clock if Grossman has a bad first half.

Sunday, January 28, 2007

The Search for an American President -- Case Study: John McCain

The 2008 presidential election is -- whether you're ready for it or not -- in full swing. And, with no incumbent president or vice president-running-for-president in the field, the list of potential nominees for both parties is littered with candidates ranging from household names, to names that might not even be recognized in their home states.

It is a great time for politics.

While it is true that all politics are local, and the actions of your local mayor often have a bigger impact in your life than those of a president, there is no office in the world with which we entrust our hopes and dreams more than that of the presidency.

We want presidents to show us big challenges and define bigger answers. We want presidents who believe in us more than we believe in ourselves. We want presidents who embody the very best of who we are as Americans, not our very worst. We want presidents whom we know will leave the world a little bit better for our children simply because we found it in ourselves to trust in them and their vision for America.

And it is because the presidency carries with it such a spiritual connection with who we are as a people that we can and should take the time to put any candidate for that office through the wringer.

Presidential candidates should be forced to prove to us that they care about our families as much as we do; that they understand what it means to not have health care; that they know how our energy consumption patterns are at odds with the scarcity of fossil fuels; that they too can relate to the fear of going to work one day, not knowing if the forces of globalization will force you to look for new employment the next.

This is what we can and should get to know about our candidates -- that they "get" us, and, in turn, that we "get" them. Not that we always have to agree with them, but that at the end of the day we want to know that they are pushing this country in a direction that we understand to be good, just, and fair.

That's what we should be evaluating. But we aren't.

Instead we (the media/public) are lurking in a murky, ethical abyss -- a place where we don't know where to draw the line, and as a result end up obliterating any chance we have of actually getting to know our would-be presidents as people.

The problem now is that candidates think they are doing us a favor (or at least doing what they think is necessary to attain 270 electoral votes) by attempting to appeal to our schizophrenic evaluation criteria -- criteria that in their present form are completely unable to separate the sexual weaknesses of a person from the responsibilities of the office; or the errors of youth from disqualifying errors of judgement; or the evolution of one's voting record, from election year flip-flopping.

And what do we get because of our failure as a citizenry to be critical, impartial, human, and fair? Over-programmed, cookie cutter candidates, who at one time might have been able to inspire us with their realism, but now bore use with catch phrases and jargon. We get empty vessels; completely unable to arrive at an opinion until it has been focus grouped and validated in each of the early primary states by the candidate's Frank Luntz-of-the-moment pollster.

We get watered drown drivel.

We get John McCain 2007 vs. John McCain 2000.

And it is in this fact that we see the true heartbreak of modern American politics.

John McCain in the 2000 presidential primary was a son-of-a-gun who told us what we needed to know, not what we wanted to hear. He was Mr. Straight Talk, and that wasn't a campaign creation -- it was true.

McCain 2000 rode into each town on the Straight Talk Express bus, the closest thing any modern campaign has had to a "no-spin zone," delivering real answers that won him the title of media darling and ogling from 20-something buzz-maker The Daily Show.

Fast forward seven years, and we have a stiff McCain appearing on Meet the Press. We have a McCain who is hob-nobbing with the same folks that he called out during his first presidential run. We have a McCain who is...well, the very opposite of the guy who became a favorite amongst moderates, college students, and the politically weary.

Vanity Fair
magazine traveled with McCain and reported on what can -- in the eye of one searching for authenticity -- only be read as the devolution of the candidate.

Vanity Fair, February '07 issue, page 3 of online article:

But the plain truth is that the Straight Talk Express, Version 2.008, is often a far cry from the Magic Bus of 2000.

"Let me give you a little straight talk," McCain tells the crowd at a house-party fund-raiser in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, for Senator John Thune, the Christian conservative and self-styled "servant leader" who defeated the Senate's Democratic leader, Tom Daschle, in 2004. The minute Thune was elected, McCain says, he became an important figure in the Republican Party and the Senate.

That's not straight talk. That's partisan pap. Nor, presumably, was it straight talk last summer at an Aspen Institute discussion when McCain struggled to articulate his position on the teaching of intelligent design in public schools. At first, according to two people who were present, McCain said he believed that intelligent design, which proponents portray as a more intellectually respectable version of biblical creationism, should be taught in science classes. But then, in the face of intense skepticism from his listeners, he kept modifying his views—going into reverse evolution.

"Yes, he's a social conservative, but his heart isn't in this stuff," one former aide told me, referring to McCain's instinctual unwillingness to impose on others his personal views about issues such as religion, sexuality, and abortion. "But he has to pretend [that it is], and he's not a good enough actor to pull it off. He just can't fake it well enough."

When it comes to the rough-and-tumble of practical politics, as opposed to battles over political principle, McCain's apparent compromises are just as striking. Six years ago, McCain was livid when Sam and Charles Wyly, a pair of Texas businessmen friendly with the Bush campaign, spent $2.5 million on a nominally independent advertising effort attacking McCain. He called them "Wyly coyotes," and implored an audience in Boston to "tell them to keep their dirty money in the state of Texas." This time, McCain accepted money from the Wylys. The Wylys gave McCain's Straight Talk America political-action committee at least $20,000, and together with other family members and friends they chaired a Dallas fund-raiser for the pac. (The Wyly money was later returned because the brothers have become the subject of a federal investigation.) In 2000, McCain denounced the Reverend Jerry Falwell—and others like him—as "agents of intolerance." Last spring McCain gave the commencement address at Falwell's Liberty University.

Two years ago, McCain was unsparing in his criticism of the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth, who slimed his friend and fellow Vietnam veteran John Kerry. Kerry felt close enough to McCain at the time to make multiple and serious inquiries about McCain's interest in running for vice president on a national-unity ticket (and McCain basked in the courtship, even if he knew nothing could ever come of it). So the alacrity with which McCain joined in demanding an apology from Kerry—whose "botched joke" last fall about George Bush's intellect came out as a slur against American troops in Iraq—was surprising, if not unseemly. Once upon a time, the two friends would have talked about the issue privately, and McCain might well have given Kerry his frank advice. As of mid-November, they had not spoken since McCain's statement condemning Kerry's "insensitive, ill-considered, and uninformed remarks"—which McCain once again read from a piece of paper, by the way. When I asked McCain if he thought Kerry was really trying to insult the troops, he answered only indirectly, and with some annoyance: "I accepted it when he said, 'I botched a joke,' O.K.?"
At its core, the appeal of the "straight talk" is that we feel like we don't have to scrutinize and parse every word the candidate says.

That McCain has gone away, and we are left with a McCain that is rebranding himself to better appeal to his target demographic, the wealthy Republican mega-donor. Lost in this transition (from the sounds of this) is the call-it-as-I-see-it McCain, leaving us with the one who is willing to distance himself from his friend John Kerry for a shot at the Oval Office.

Strategically all of these moves are defensible, but the "gut" that McCain once played so well to now finds itself queasy and upset by his attempts to reach out to the grassroots of the Republican party -- an apparatus that certainly wasn't reaching out to him in 2000.

Vanity Fair, page 4 of online article:
The battle between Bush and McCain in 2000 was bitter, with Bush supporters in South Carolina spreading rumors that McCain was insane and that he had fathered a black child. (McCain and his wife, Cindy, are the adoptive parents of a girl from Bangladesh.) Bush and McCain traded insults involving each other's moral standing. A year later, with bad feeling still so high that strategist John Weaver had been virtually blackballed from working in Republican politics, Weaver went so far as to sound out Democratic Senate leaders about the possibility of having McCain caucus with them. This would have put the Senate, then divided 50–50, into Democratic control. Aides to two senior Senate Democrats say it was never clear how serious McCain himself was about the proposal, and any possibility that it might actually happen was short-circuited when another Republican, James Jeffords, of Vermont, made the move first, in 2001.

That was then, when memories of the Bush camp's gruesome, dishonest attacks on McCain were still fresh. When I asked McCain how a rapprochement with Bush could ever have been achieved, he began by saying, "For 10 days I wallowed," then made it clear that the best balm was his realization that the campaign had raised his stature. "We came out of the campaign, even though losing, enhanced nationally, with a lot of opportunities in the Senate legislatively, with more influence, and eventually, if necessary, to be able to go at it again." Whatever the psychic or political specifics, the ultimate result was the celebrated McCain-Bush campaign hug of 2004, in which McCain found himself enveloped in a back-wrapping embrace and upside-the-head smooch. Since that moment McCain has borrowed from the Bush political playbook, aiming to make himself the prohibitive front-runner for the 2008 primaries, and happily snapping up former Bush aides and supporters from key states such as Iowa and New Hampshire, including Terry Nelson, an Iowan and political director of the 2004 Bush campaign. Nelson, now a private consultant in Washington, approved the most widely condemned negative ad of the 2006 midterms, produced by a quasi-independent group financed by the Republican National Committee and aimed at the black Democratic Senate candidate in Tennessee, Harold Ford Jr. In the ad, a sultry white actress says she had once met Mr. Ford at a "Playboy party," then cradles her outstretched thumb and little finger to her ear and coos, "Harold, call me." After the ad sparked an uproar it was taken off the air. Given the racially charged campaign of innuendo deployed against McCain by Bush supporters six years ago, and McCain's outrage at such tactics, the McCain camp's failure to condemn Nelson or the ad struck many as surprising. All John Weaver managed to say at the time was "We're pleased the ad has been pulled down." Nelson is set to manage McCain's '08 campaign.
The question the observer searching for the authentic individual must ask is, "why?"

John McCain is a genuine war hero -- one whose credentials and love of country should be unquestionable. Why the need to mess with the straight talk chemistry and begin beefing up his campaign staff with Bush ex-patriots?

McCain 2000 was an attractive tale because he was the underdog -- the guy who you root for in the sitcom to get the girl instead of the GQ-esque main character. Oddly McCain, without the GQ looks, now finds himself cast as the main character. To date, his performance has been a bit like watching a TV spin-off. You remember you liked Joey on Friends, and he's the same guy, but something just isn't adding up when he's on his own show -- that's McCain 2008.

What remains to be seen in McCain 2008 is whether it is possible to let people on to the Straight Talk Express bus without ruining its essence.

Vanity Fair, page 10 of online article:
At the freshman convocation at Boston College this fall, McCain concluded his talk with a powerful warning about the costs of compromising one's highest ideals.

"Very far from here and long ago, I served with men of extraordinary character, honorable men, strong, principled, wise, compassionate, and loving men," McCain told the students. "Better men than I, in more ways than I can number.… Some of them were beaten terribly, and worse. Some were killed.… Most often, they were tortured to compel them to make statements criticizing our country and the cause we had been asked to serve. Many times, their captors would briefly suspend the torture and try to persuade them to make a statement by promising that no one would hear what they said, or know that they had sacrificed their convictions. Just say it and we will spare you any more pain, they promised, and no one, no one, will know. But the men I had the honor of serving with always had the same response, 'I will know. I will know.'

"I wish that you always hear the voice in your own heart, when you face hard decisions in your life, to hear it say to you, again and again, until it drowns out every other thought: 'I will know. I will know. I will know.'"

McCain's own compromises in pursuit of the presidency may be necessary, even justified. And they may, in fact, pave his way to victory in the Republican primaries, and perhaps to the White House itself. But even if no one calls him out, and the public plays along, McCain may pay an awful price. Because, whatever happens, he will know. He will know. He will know.
The doors to the bus have opened to many of the very same people the Straight Talk Express was running down just seven years ago.

What we deserve to know is whether the real John McCain got off the bus during one of those stops.

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Letterman: Top Ten Questions to Ask Yourself Before Buying the 108-Inch Television

From the Late Show Web site:

10. "Do I want the neighbors to know that I watch 'Maury'?"
9. "Will I finally see all the rich detail I've been missing in 'According to Jim'?"
8. "Is my living room roughly the size of Yankee Stadium?"
7. "Will a 108-inch Wolf Blitzer scare the dog?"
6. "Do I really need to spend ten grand to watch 'Judge Joe Brown'?"
5. "Are these the same bastards that sold me that 108-inch toaster?"
4. "Do I need a television that weighs more than I do?"
3. "What do I do with my old 103-inch television"?
2. "If I don't buy it, do the terrorists win?"
1. "Can I still get the 'Late Show' in low-definition?"
Click link to watch the list.

Superfans

In honor of Da Bears playing for the right to go to the Super Bowl tomorrow, and as a sort of reconciliation for the prediction that da Bears would be one-and-done in the playoffs, the editorial staff is proud to present this classic Superfans moment.

Monday, January 15, 2007

GPS by HAL

Reuters:

A 46-year-old German motorist driving along a busy road suddenly veered to the left and ended up stuck on a railway track -- because his satellite navigation system told him to, police said on Sunday.

The motorist was heading into the north German city of Bremen "when the friendly voice from his satnav told him to turn left," a spokesman said.

"He did what he was ordered to do and turned his Audi left up over the curb and onto the track of a local streetcar line. He tried to back up off the track but got completely stuck."

...Several German motorists have crashed their cars in recent months, later telling police they were only obeying orders from their satnavs.

Martin Luther King Day













"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."

-- Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. (1963)

Sunday, January 14, 2007

Must...Buy...iPhone

A Spaulding reader recently told a member of the editorial staff that the iPhone "sucks." Watch this video and tell us what "sucks."



If by "sucks" you mean is "ridiculously cool and something that inspires techno lust," then yes, the iPhone sucks.

Friday, January 12, 2007

It's No iPhone, but a Conversation Starter Nonetheless

Reuters:

The Fish 'n Flush is a clear two-piece toilet tank that replaces a standard toilet tank, with a see-through aquarium wrapping itself around a conventional toilet tank.

...The aquarium toilet tank, which sells for $299 (155 pounds), fits most toilets with the 2.2-gallon aquarium piece able to be easily removed for cleaning. The toilet tank itself holds 2.5 gallons which gives sufficient pressure for flushing.

"Some people think we're nuts but other just love it and parents are using it to help their children with potty training. One thing you can guarantee is that people will be talking about it after seeing it in your home," said Niccole.
(Fish toilet photo, here).

Not for me, thanks.

I'll take an iPhone and a Wii -- in that order. Well, maybe not that exact order...the iPhone isn't out until June...

Oh, and did you know the iPhone can display fish too? I'd much rather stare at the iPhone while sitting on the can.

YouTube

I've run into YouTube being down for scheduled maintenance on two separate occasions during what is (roughly) the midnight hour. Wouldn't that be when YouTube is the most busy? Seems that scheduled downtime would be more appropriate around 5 a.m. After all, what self-respecting, Mountain Dew drinking, TiVo-ing high school or college student is up at that hour?

...Guess I didn't realize that Chad Vader's fans are morning people.

Thursday, January 11, 2007

Round 7: Barbara Weighs In

Show of hands for everyone who is tiring of the Rosie-Trump feud...

Yep, that's what I thought.

The whole thing -- which started off as mildly shocking and wildly entertaining celebrity banter has devolved into a rather lame situation where Trump keeps repeating his same five "Rosie is stupid" talking points while Rosie pretends she doesn't care, but actually ends up getting The Donald revved up for more -- has grown tired.

The saga continued Wednesday on The View where, it seems, Rosie and Barbara Walters tried to put the whole thing behind themselves.



We'll see if Donald retaliates (I'm guessing the characterization of The Apprentice "tanking" will catch his ear), but for now I think everyone except the Entertainment Tonight and Access Hollywood producers are ready for this one to be over.

Round 6: Fear the Letterhead

The Trump-Rosie feud continues, but it seems like Trump is the only one throwing punches.

The latest? An odd letter to Rosie, signed by The Donald, printed on "The Trump Organization" letterhead.

In part, it reads:

Barbara [Walters] called me from her vacation (I did not call her) in order to apologize for your behavior. She had heard that I was going to retaliate against you and tried to talk me out of it.

...To be exact, she said that "working with her is like living in hell" and, more pointedly, "Donald, never get into the mud with pigs" and "don't worry, she won't be here for long."
One can't help but think that we are about a week or two away from Trump asking his contestants on The Apprentice to work on a challenge that hones the vital business skill of lashing out at a celebrity.

Monday, January 08, 2007

Florida 41, Ohio State 14

On behalf of the entire Big 10 Conference, thanks a lot Ohio State. Looks like we'll have to endure another year of some Bowden offspring with a heavy southern drawl blathering on and on about how great football is in the south. That'll be fun.

The thing is, if you are The Ohio State University you had to know that your team had no shot at winning when they went into the locker room at halftime down by 20 and the self-entitled "Best Damn Band In The Land" came on the field to play My Heart Will Go On.

The theme song from Titanic?!? Is this how the State of Ohio gets ready for a comeback? If so, I don't think the Titanic is exactly a good point of reference. They must have realized that by halftime Ohio State's national championship dreams had already hit an iceberg. The rest of the game was a formality. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if Nike already had championship t-shirts on store shelves in Gainesville before the confetti fell on the field.

Saturday, January 06, 2007

Da Bears

File this under "predictions that will probably make the editorial staff look silly:"

The Chicago Bears will be one-and-done in the playoffs.

Grossman hasn't shown any consistency lately and the defense -- while still formidable -- is not as strong as it was earlier in the year. This is to say nothing of the fact that the bye week might not be what the team needs. Do you really want Rex to turn his brain off for that long?

We'll see if Da Bears can prove Spaulding wrong, but I'm guessing that in a few weeks when we talk about Da Bears we shant say who won.

WHAT DO YOU THINK? Weigh in on Da Bears debate in the Spauld-pinion Poll on the right-hand sidebar of this blog. Hurry, poll ends on Friday, January 12, 2007.

Madden Discusses Brett Favre, His Pick for Super Bowl Winner

Tommy Thompson: Master of Modesty

Former Wisconsin Governor Tommy Thompson officially launched his presidential exploratory committee this week, and sized up his chances for the press.

Des Moines Register (1/4/07):

"I'm the only farmer in the group," he said. "I'm the only one that rides motorcycles."

Friday, January 05, 2007

"Hogzilla"

A wild hog weighing 1,100 pounds was shot and killed in northern Georgia. They're calling it "Hogzilla."

Pictures? Oh, sure, they're right here.

Thursday, January 04, 2007

Round 5: Trump Tag Team

If you weren't watching the Today Show this morning you missed some good a.m. TV.

Donald Trump, along with his daughter Ivanka, were on the show to promote the upcoming season of The Apprentice. Naturally, the Rosie O'Donnell feud came up and Trump came out swinging. And just when you thought this celebrity feud couldn't get any more Best Week Ever-ready, it did -- the Trumps went tag team.

Wham! The Donald! Biff! Ivanka!

It got ugly.



I know Rosie is the Spaulding reader's choice for the ultimate winner of this battle royale, but the editorial staff is more confident than ever that Rosie will take the high road and we will have no choice but to declare The Donald the official winner.

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

In Touch With the Common Man

Editor & Publisher keenly points out President Bush's op-ed today in which he details ways Republicans and Democrats can work together wasn't exactly published in the most accessible place, that being the Wall Street Journal. Yes, that Wall Street Journal -- as in the paper you're highly unlikely to subscribe to if you don't have a reserved parking place and personal assistant at your office.

E&P writes:

Addressed to the new Democratic-led Congress, it called -- not surprisingly -- for a bi-partisan approach largely lacking in the previous GOP-led bodies. Oddly, he chose the venue of the major newspaper with the most conservative editorial page in the country to make this call to put partisanship aside.

He also did not offer any admission of White House errors that could be taken as evidence that compromise was really possible -- and actually asked the Democrats to give up power by giving him new "line item veto" powers. And he pointedly suggested that now the Democrats may get the blame for not solving big problems.
Remember -- uniter not a divider. You can almost feel the whole tone of Washington changing, no?

Monday, January 01, 2007

Letterman's Great Moments in Presidential Speeches: "March to War"

All Those Formulas and the BCS Still Doesn't Add Up

ABC TV: "Wisconsin is the only one loss team in a BCS conference not playing in a BCS bowl."

Why? Because there is a rule that you can only have two teams from a conference in the BCS bowls.

Dumbest. Rule. Ever.

The best teams should play in the BCS, otherwise it isn't a useful measuring stick. But, hey, who is to say that having a bowl game at least a month after the end of the regular season is a meaningful way of determining anything either?

Until there is a true playoff system in college football to sort out who is and who is not overrated, college football -- BCS or no BCS -- will continue to end the year with more questions than answers.